Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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