AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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