I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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