oh god the rape fog is back!
are you so shy because you have an std?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
