fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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