i think my mom watched the whole time
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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