Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
