Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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