my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
two words: eviction party
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
