you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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