You surviving the open bar?
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When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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