I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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