Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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