we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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