i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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