Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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