i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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