get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Do vagina's smell?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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