Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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