She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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