Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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