where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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