I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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