ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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