Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You ruined the universe
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