giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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