Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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