haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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