It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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