would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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