You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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