Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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