so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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