Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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