It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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