OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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