Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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