normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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