Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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