Don't you send me to vm
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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