As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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