her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize