He asked to "fluff my boner.."
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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