So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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