We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
