whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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