Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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