Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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