Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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