haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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