He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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