I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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