seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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