Don't you send me to vm
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
COCAINE IS GR8
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