we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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