awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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