I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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