So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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